It's Friday!

Oh, Rebecca Black. I just have no words.

That's not true at all. I have words. Words like "ridiculous" and "freaking hilarious."

It's Friday, guys! Guess what that means? It means a lot of things, but right now it means I'm going to write you a list! Because it's what I do best.

1. This particular Friday is extra exciting because not only is it Brunch Day with Ashley and Denise, but it's Go See Mission: Impossible 4 Day. The middle part of the day is Get Your Lesson Plans Done, Worst College Professor Ever Day. That part is less exciting.

2. Tomorrow is the Bronco game. I am...terrified. Because we're probably going to lose, but I wish we wouldn't. I am doing all the things I can think of to please the football gods, but since they don't really exist, it's rather difficult. I only know one source of comfort to turn to in times of trouble like these.

Sigh...I miss him.

3. My New Year's resolution this year was to instate a laissez faire attitude about many things, which really lasted about .02 seconds because then Matt called me with Other People's Drama (Matt and I love Other People's Drama as long as we don't have to touch it with a ten foot pole), so my second resolution was to stop being fat. (Somehow "stop being fat" sounds easier than "get skinny.") So far, the diet is going exceptionally well, I must say! I haven't even cheated yet! However, the working out part is less good because my gym membership expired. And I keep walking past my apartment's workout center and thinking, "There are three people in there. That is too many. I'll come back when no one is there." And then I don't go back.

4. Lorelai Gilmore is still my hero, but now she pretends her name is Sarah. But it's okay, because I really love Parenthood, too. But still, I love Lorelai a lot, and when I was trying to see if YouTube would recommend something to me other than Buffy videos, I found this gem of Lorelai and Ellen playing Pictionary. This solidified in my mind that my ultimate goal is actually to become Lorelai.

5. Approximately one person will care about this, but guys, it's the FINAL SEASON of One Tree Hill. I watched the first episode of it today and I have things I need to say. Things mostly revolving around the words "what?" and "seriously, what?" It was easily the most confused I've been during a one hour drama, and I own the entire series of LOST. The episode started with a bunch of people talking about murder, a building on fire, and Hailey looking at a dead body. WHAT? And then, the rest of the episode DID NOT REFERENCE any of it! I imagine that's some future thing going on, but this is not how OTH normally operates. It makes me long for the days of Lucas Scott narrating the show with some great literary quotes and the massive amounts of basketball. I can only imagine what Joel McHale will say...

The rest of my brain is filled with whether or not I should pretend to be a student and then freak out my class when I stand up and start lecturing. Or if I should lecture with a British accent and then slowly phase it out. Or if I should go buy some tweed...

Happy Friday the 13th!!